Why can’t I get my fish drunk?
Okay that’s it, I’m voting for Obama for Change! I can’t take all of these wacky Ohio laws anymore 
# It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
Where do whales live in Ohio?
# It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
I’m not really sure how you would go about doing this
# Participating in or conducting a duel is prohibited.
This one really bums me out
# It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
# It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
# No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
I really wish I knew this a long time ago…
# Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses. (Bexley)
# If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour. (Canton)
# Power Wheels® cars may not be driven down the street. (Canton)
# It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. (Cleveland)
When is mouse hunting season? I looked everywhere on the Ohio DNR web site!
# It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. (Columbus)
# Cross-dressing is against the law. (Ironton)
# Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold. (Lima)
Dumb laws are one way to get yourself on the map!
# It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour. (Lowell)
# Your goose may not parade down Main Street. (McDonald)
# It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police. (North Canton)
# It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. (Oxford)
# A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. (Paulding)
I actually started biting my dogs to control them. It seems to work! This one is a good one.
# Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. (Toledo)
They really know how to take away your fun!
# You may not run out of gas. (Youngstown)
Ohio bean sales are highest in Youngstown!
