Why can’t I get my fish drunk?
Okay that’s it, I’m voting for Obama for Change! I can’t take all of these wacky Ohio laws anymore 
# It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
Where do whales live in Ohio?
# It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
I’m not really sure how you would go about doing this
# Participating in or conducting a duel is prohibited.
This one really bums me out
# It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
# It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
# No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
I really wish I knew this a long time ago…
# Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses. (Bexley)
# If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour. (Canton)
# Power Wheels® cars may not be driven down the street. (Canton)
# It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. (Cleveland)
When is mouse hunting season? I looked everywhere on the Ohio DNR web site!
# It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. (Columbus)
# Cross-dressing is against the law. (Ironton)
# Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold. (Lima)
Dumb laws are one way to get yourself on the map!
# It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour. (Lowell)
# Your goose may not parade down Main Street. (McDonald)
# It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police. (North Canton)
# It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. (Oxford)
# A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. (Paulding)
I actually started biting my dogs to control them. It seems to work! This one is a good one.
# Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. (Toledo)
They really know how to take away your fun!
# You may not run out of gas. (Youngstown)
Ohio bean sales are highest in Youngstown!
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Here at they suck, we look at our site stats a lot. One of the things that doesn’t make much sense to me is the number of people that arrive here after searching for “how to get a fish drunk.”
Please, could one of you people searching for how to get your fish drunk tell me what you are thinking?!? Why on earth would you want to get a fish drunk? That’s what makes the stupid law so funny.
Some other people came here trying to find out if its illegal to get your dog drunk. I’m not sure, but I can tell you its not really good for them. However, my dogs have been known to steal a sip or two of wine on occasion.
Hey everybody:
Not only is it illegal to get your fish drunk in Ohio, it's a REALLY STUPID IDEA!!!
All of you out there searching for *how* to get your fish drunk, STOP IT!!!
Do not try to fill your fish tank with vodka so you can see your fish stumble-swim into it's little castle or hit on the scuba guy! It's a very very very bad idea!
very interisting title. what kind of fish would you like to get drunk?
jessica
Very interesting comment Jessica. Too bad you didn't really read anything other than the title.
The link to your site has been deleted – unless of course you want to leave us detailed per fish variety methods of getting them drunk – then, you can have a link back to your site.
Very interesting comment Jessica. Too bad you didn't really read anything other than the title.
The link to your site has been deleted – unless of course you want to leave us detailed per fish variety methods of getting them drunk – then, you can have a link back to your site.
hahaha – how did I miss this one??
and, well, if you're taking orders… I'd like a hot 21 year old fish, with a valid license por favor
You're hilarious.
Patty
Have you changed to being Russian?
it's what my teacher's called me in Puerto Rico… but behind the name says it's an italian form of the name O_o
http://www.behindthename.com/name/caterina