12 Days of Holiday Gifts that Suck – Excercise Equipment
8. Anything you can buy from late night infomercials
Is NOT a good holiday gift!
I have to say today was tough. The runners up were Maguays/Gremlins, a usb pole dancer, and the thighmaster. The gremlins lost, because as long as you keep them dry and feed them before midnight, they’re cute as hell. The usb pole dancer lost because, well, I just hope nobody buys it. The thighmaster lost because there was only one really funny picture on their web site.
After seeing Tony Little’s web site, and the banner that shows him holding a dog and kind of looks like he’s friends with this guy, the Gazelle won!
People! Nobody wants to see this guy under the Christmas tree!!! He’s scary! Not to mention a featured product that is called “Tony’s Little Cheeks” is just flippin’ weird!
So people out there, please refrain from calling that 800 number in the next 10 minutes to make sure you get the bonus “Little Cheeks” with your Gazelle! I know its only costing you 15 easy payments of $89.45; but please, resist the urge! Don’t call now! Stop!
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holy crap. that dog picture, that article about the poor pitbull, the idea of any of this under my christmas tree… O_O
it makes me wanna do this:
Poor stewie…
The saddest part was why they had to make the law against beastiality
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