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12 Days of Holiday Gifts That Suck – The Snuggie

Published 12/23/08 5:01 PM by whosucks

11. Blanket With Sleeves – Join the Cult

I can imagine how someone thought this was a good idea, and maybe, just maybe, it still is. This commercial they made is just insane!

Seriously, a family wearing them to a sporting event? I’d have to think my parents had lost their damn minds if they tried to make me wear that in public!

You can buy different versions of the sleeved blanket at amazon:

Blanket with Sleeves – this was often bought with Mama Mia on DVD. This makes for a supreme chick flick gift!

The Cuddle Wrap was bought together with House MD, Season 2 on DVD. Just wrap snap and zip!

One of the gift exchanges last year resulted in mom coming home with one of these things…except hers had leg holes. It was like a sleeping bag with openings. Sure, its warm, and baby’s stay really warm in them, but I don’t think this is a good thing for grownups.

14 Responses to “12 Days of Holiday Gifts That Suck – The Snuggie”

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