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I wonder if their insurance covers acts of god…

whosucks — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 14:08:57 +0000

Big Butter Jesus Hit by Lightning and Burns to the Ground!

Fans want to know…will it be resurrected?!?

Also gathered along Union Road were Franklin twins and storm chasers Levi and Seth Walsh, who said they were out in the thunderstorm when they heard about the fire through a Facebook update.

“It sent goosebumps through my whole body because I am a believer,” said Levi Walsh, 29. “Of all the things that could have been struck, I just think that that would be protected. … It’s something that’s not supposed to happen, Jesus burning,” he said. “I had to see it with my own eyes.”

“I can’t believe Jesus was struck,” said his brother, who noted the giant Hustler Hollywood sign for the adult store across the street was untouched. “It’s the last thing I expected to happen.”

"What's Left of Jesus" - Image & Title from the DDN

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PETA – new Lord of the Flies

catherine — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:19:05 +0000

Here we go again!

So once upon a time, there was this dude known as President Obama… and he had this thing called an interview… during this interview, he swatted and to his suprise, killed a fly.

And most people are thinking at this point… yeah, so?

But not PETA, clearly:

PETA is sending Obama a bug catching device, which allows people to capture insects and set them free.

“It’s not a huge deal. One might even call it a non-story. But if the media wants to talk about fly-swatting, we’ll talk about compassion, even for flies.”

The White House is declining to comment.
(source)

If it’s not a huge deal, then why make the gesture? Even the suggestion is kinda openly condescending guys. A fly is a fly. There are millions more. If they choose to bug me, I will sure as hell bug them back. And that may involve swatting. It may even get brutal with some squishing. Dare I say, there may even be… splatting. Holy crap.

*rolls eyes*

There’s already an influx of giant bears and deer everywhere. If we’re forced to be more “humane” to insects and let them all go, then we’d better gear up like Starship Troopers for some mega pest control.

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Love Sucks

catherine — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 22:47:12 +0000

Well, that’s what I hear people who don’t have it say anyway… and to commemorate the occasion, I found this little gem: Love Sucks by Scary Dave. He also makes rustic furnishings.

Happy Valentines Day…

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Bill O’Reilly totally sucks

whosucks — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:54:34 +0000

But li’l Bill O’Reilly is pretty awesome! Thanks funnyordie.com!

Lil’ O’Reilly – Obama’s First Week – watch more funny videos

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What the Hell is the GOP Smoking?

whosucks — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 19:42:33 +0000

Who knows why, but the Republicans are still f’ing spamming me. Today’s Republican spam really has me wondering what kind of drugs they’re passing around…

I’m going to think really long and hard about 250 characters I can use to explain to Former (almost ) President Bush how much of a flippin’ loser I think he is. If anyone has any ideas of their own, click the link, sign the card. Do it!!

When you go there, you get to ready the super funny “card.”

President and Mrs. Bush,

Thank you for your outstanding service and courageous leadership. I am grateful for your hard work and commitment to build a better, safer, more prosperous America. Best wishes to you in the years ahead.

A better, safer, more prosperous America? What?!? Better, safer and more prosperous than when? I don’t know what drugs Rush Limbaugh has been passing out at GOP parties, but they must be good ones!

Just because he didn’t get busted getting a blow job in the Oval Office does not mean he brought honor and integrity back! In fact I think he did anything but that.

The following is the spam from the GOP. I only removed my name, email address, some html and some images asking for donations.

Dear Sucker,

For the last eight years, President Bush has led our country with firm determination and a steady hand in the face of numerous challenges and crises. He restored honor and integrity to the White House and protected America from another terrorist attack.

As President and Mrs. Bush prepare to leave Washington in a few weeks to return to Texas, I know I speak for Republicans and grassroots leaders across America when I say we are all grateful for their tremendous service to our country. To show our appreciation for our Commander-in-Chief, the RNC is asking every Republican to sign an electronic card that will be presented to President Bush before he leaves office. It is the least each of us can do to show our gratitude to the leader of our country and our Party.

And if you can, Sucker, I hope you will also consider giving a gift to keep our Party strong and moving forward. Your secure online contribution of $1,000, $500, $100, $50 or $25 will go a long way toward helping the RNC provide the support our Republican leaders need to fight the Democrats’ liberal agenda and prepare for the vital 2009-2010 elections.

I hope you will add your name to the RNC’s Thank You card to President Bush and Laura Bush today. And thank you for your continued support of our Party and our cause.

Best Wishes,

Robert M. “Mike” Duncan
Chairman, Republican National Committee

P.S. Sucker, in order for your name to be included on the RNC’s Thank you e-card to President and Mrs. Bush, you must reply to this e-mail by January 15th. Please click here to sign the President’s Thank You card and to make a secure online gift to help strengthen our Party for the battles ahead. Thank you.

Contributions or gifts to the Republican National Committee are not deductible as charitable contributions for federal income tax purposes.

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p: 202.863.8500 | f: 202.863.8820 | e: info@gop.com

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12 Days of Holiday Gifts That Suck – Katana Practice Sword

catherine — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:04:33 +0000

3. A Practice Katana Sword

Lesson? Practice with wood first…

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12 Days of Holiday Gifts That Suck – Billy Mays

whosucks — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:35:08 +0000

2. ANYTHING that Billy Mays Advertizes:

But this Billy Mays T-Shirt would be pretty darn cool

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12 Days of Holiday Gifts That Suck (we don’t own a calendar)

whosucks — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:52:06 +0000

1. Dick in a box…

And just in case you forget the instructions, or want to share the idea with everyone you see, you can get an instructional t-shirt here.

And we decorated for Christmas (the javascript snow) and we know is sucks. We’re just being silly. It will be gone in 13 days.

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Now we know how Bush made it the last 8 years

whosucks — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 18:08:47 +0000

He watched this every morning!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

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Little Shop of Adobe Horrors

catherine — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:13:09 +0000

To quote an old friend, “Since when does Adobe CS4 exist? I JUST F:CKING BOUGHT CS3.”

Oh, Adobe… you’re like a hungry, hungry hippo, gobbling up new program ideas and features and doing everything you can to jam them into your current line-up until a system overload forces you to create new software bundles out of the overflowing mess of leftovers… just to be able to charge a nice, big chunk of change. And you know the people will pay.

But the thing is… they don’t even change many of the features with each upgrade. In fact, it takes quite a few upgrades to see any kind of significant change… they seem to just make them bulkier and reorganize features… maybe add in a new program that the combination of all the others can handle already O_o

Plus the prices.

Those prices just have to be geared toward design companies, don’t you think? Anyone who can afford an individual license or upgrade must be REALLY dedicated and miss eating food for a few months or they work for a design firm that auto-updates their stuff.

Adobe, the little people have spoken!

Rather than just complain about how outlandish and overbearing your programs have become, we have a solution for you: Littleshop.

No, not Little Shop of Horrors, just Littleshop.

A compact, lightweight Adobe-made Photoshop. Sure, there’s tons of small image editing programs with the same functionality but PS users know there’s a certain je ne sais quoi here that can’t be easily duplicated – plus, the entertainment industry (magazines, music covers, victoria’s secret, etc) has helped us coin the household phrase “Photoshopped” for every airbrushed face, pinched waist, and blurred naughty bits. We still wanna be able to use that phrase T_T

Littleshop would contain all of the necessary editing features that we use blindly (filters, liquidation, layering, and defining tools) but lose all the splicing, slicing, web-editing, note-making, stamping, video-embedding, special fruitcake highlights… And for the reduced number (not quality) of features, would come a reduced price.

An on-the-go PS tool geared towards the designer who just wants a really nice image editor without all the crap so it loads faster and performs better resulting in stronger, smoother usability. Like going “oldsk00l” but with a new “fierceness” to those old favs (thanks tyra).

Sure – not everyone will agree on what to add or take away but every great, minimizing solution has to have some compromises.

So, how ’bout it? Is this anything all you home/freelancing PSers would use? Cheaper buy, cheaper upgrades, same old Adobe -> all the things you love about PS, in a travel-size package.

edit: We’ve received a few suggestions since this morning so here’s a quick overview:

Photoshop Express
In theory, a great idea, however it seems to be a little too lightweight for our previously described Littleshop and geared more for social networking, offering up a means to upload, slightly modify, and share images in gallery format.

Aviary
People interested in a similar solution, where everything is managed and edited online might take a look at Aviary’s Phoenix. Aviary is also used as a community-based tool but it offers a wider range of PS-like qualities. Heavier, and online-managed, this is a good investigative starting point for designers who travel often and find themselves away from their personal computers & software. However, since this is all run 100% online and not necessarily lightweight by online-app terms, keep in mind about load times as they could be slower depending on your connection. (slower defeats the purpose)

Photoshop Elements
Well, okay… Elements is not lightweight for one, for two -> it’s geared more for photo editing though it could be Photoshop’s little sister. It has some interesting features that differ from Photoshop as well as some “reduced PS functionality”, so it can be justifiably sold as it’s own unique program but ultimately it’s just another extension for Adobe products. It’s also more affordable and currently has a trial version.

GIMP
Another old friend mentioned GIMP, which is trying to keep up and compete with Adobe… that means it’ll continue to “bloat” just as much and definitely doesn’t offer a compact solution. One big pro? You can’t beat the price.

So… the more people who join the discussion here increase my curiousity: Is there already a Littleshop out there? I haven’t stumbled on a solution that works for me yet, but if you find something similar, let us know…

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