No guessing needed here, just sharing something I found amusing.
From one of the Local Most Wanted lists:

William Lawless, 23, is currently wanted for carrying a concealed weapon. Lawless has previous arrests for trafficking in drugs, possession of drug paraphernalia, and carrying a concealed weapon.
If my last name were Lawless, I might also consider a life of crime - unless my first name was Lucy. Then I'd be Xena!
