They Suck: A Consumer Sounding Board » Guess the Crime

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   whosucks
   Key Master
   

   Okay, I'm going to Florida and I don't know if I'll find any good mugshots on the way. This one might have to keep you guessing for a while. We'll see...

   

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2. 

   Anonymous
   
   

   Arrested for kidnapping and attempting to kill Bart simpson.

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3. 

   catherine
   Geek Keeper
   

   tornado surfing without a license

   I'm accident prone.

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4. 

   Nermel
   Member
   

   Arrested for being the illegitimate child of Al Sharpton and Oprah Winfrey

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   Nermel
   Member
   

   Or was Don King the father...on the next Oprah

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6. 

   Anonymous
   
   

   there was an incident with the vacuum cleaner, something I'm sure is illegal in at least 4 of the continental states.

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   tonnie
   Member
   

   Hmmm. I can't help but think the state of her hair must be the result, directly or indirectly, of her crime. I mean, noone like, spends time in front of the mirror to get this look. So I'm figuring it involved some sort of high-speech chase in which her head was hanging out a window... (I'm avoiding the obvious stuck-her-hand-in-a-light-socket reference, as well as any Buckwheatjokes... after all, it is Sunday and all.)
   Grand theft auto, maybe? (Well, she didn't steal a WIG, that's a given...) Yeah, I'm going with that. Is a chew toy in order?

   FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS THREE!

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   catherine
   Geek Keeper
   

   She really does look like some kind of cartoon character, the kind where she probably dropped a grand piano on someone out of nowhere. Maybe even an anvil or two...

   I'm accident prone.

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   Anonymous
   
   

   hey admin, what did crazy haired lady really do?

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10. 

    whosucks
    Key Master
    

    Wow! I suck. It's been tough getting back into the swing of things.

    I thought for sure someone would guess this one. It's one of my favorite crimes and I think she must've been pretty busy before she got picked up...

    Prostitution! Again!

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    patty
    No Spam, I like Ham
    

    Guest starring on the Simpsons and caught in the act:

    

    Simpsonized mug shot:

    

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12. 

    BillBuckaroo
    Member
    

    ...I don't even wanna know why she brings the dog along...

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13. 

    catherine
    Geek Keeper
    

    bill - you're gutterized brain is kinda gross

    admin - any more crazy-haired criminals to guess on this weekend?

    I'm accident prone.

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