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1. 

   whosucks
   Key Master
   

   Here's to a fun Monday!

   

   Best guess goes to:
   Anonymous
   Indecent exposure in a karaoke bar while singing Manic Monday.

   Quote || Posted 3 years ago #
2. 

   patty
   No Spam, I like Ham
   

   He must have been arrested for trying to pick up a prostitute...and the just told him it was really a man!!!

   Quote || Posted 3 years ago #
3. 

   Anonymous
   
   

   he got drunk, confessed his undying love to a rodeo horse then rode it through his local Walmart...

   Betsy never did return his love, but they'll always have that one night.

   Quote || Posted 3 years ago #
4. 

   catherine
   Geek Keeper
   

   In an attempted reenactment of a popular jackass stunt, he used his body as a missile and crashed into a sea of endangered Leaping Lesbian Lizards. There were no reported survivors

   Learn more about the all-female species of whiptail lizards: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnemidophorus_uniparens

   I'm accident prone.

   Quote || Posted 3 years ago #
5. 

   Anonymous
   
   

   Sad clown performance without a Sad clown license.

   Quote || Posted 3 years ago #
6. 

   Anonymous
   
   

   Indecent exposure in a karaoke bar while singing Manic Monday.

   Quote || Posted 3 years ago #
7. 

   patty
   No Spam, I like Ham
   

   anonymous  » 
   Indecent exposure in a karaoke bar while singing Manic Monday.

   Ugh... there goes one for the Songs that get really stuck in your head

   Quote || Posted 3 years ago #
8. 

   whosucks
   Key Master
   

   Huh. He looks really sad about it, but he was really charged with Aggravated Menacing.

   Quote || Posted 3 years ago #

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