Dear Spamifying Spammers,
re: Felicita Cristin, BMW INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTION, and Mrs. Emily Olivier Jackman
While I really do appreciate the offer for a Swiss Top Name Watches from $199, High quality Breitling blah blah blah... and truly, sincerely, very much so wish that I'm really the 10th STAR PRIZE WINNER in this end of years' BMW Automobile International Awareness Promotion (IAP) - held in London, England... and Mrs. Jackman, well, to be honest - I'm entirely too terrified to go beyond your subject line of "Things We Do For Love!"...
I think I'll pass on all three counts. But it was nice hearing from you all... again. Please don't write anytime soon and happy spamming in your bedamned spammed world.
XoXo,
Catherine
ps.
you all kinda really do suck
