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   sister-bfn
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   I mean *Billy Mays*. A question inspired by Fred on this post here: http://www.theysuck.org/2008/12/13/12-days-of-holiday-gifts-that-suck/#comment-266

   And I thought to myself, gee... I bet loads of people don't know the half of what dear ol' Milly sells. So I j.f. googled it, of course, and found a list of his top ten commercials. In no particular order:

   1. What Odor?
   2. Flies Away
   3. Mighty Putty
   4. Awesome Auger
   5. Green Now
   6. Simoniz Fix It!
   7. Grater Plater
   8. Tool Band-it
   9. Mighty Mendit
   10. Quick Chop

   I think my fav is the Grater Plater: "What would happen if you combined a cheese grater with a plate? You’d have a plate that grates – the Plater"

   One man and his Beer. A love story.

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   patty
   No Spam, I like Ham
   

   I think the most disturbing Billy Mays commercial was one selling health insurance. WTF?!?

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   patty
   No Spam, I like Ham
   

   And why do they keep putting a lowercase "i" in front of everything now?

   iCan iOrder iInsurance iFrom iMy iPhone iWhile iI iListen iTo iMy iPod?

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   patty
   No Spam, I like Ham
   

   Whoever is responsile for this: http://www.billymays.org/ is freakin' awesome!!!

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   patty
   No Spam, I like Ham
   

   Billy MAys!!!

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   Anonymous
   
   

   patty  » 
   Whoever is responsile for this: http://www.billymays.org/ is freakin' awesome!!!

   hahahahahahaha awesome.

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   Anonymous
   
   

   "Billy Mays and Vince Offer should compete over who can better advertise the Snuggie."

   I would actually, willingly, watch this.

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   Anonymous
   
   

   Abso-freakin-lutely!

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   Anonymous
   
   

   $#chicken*@! you, all.

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    Anonymous
    
    

    BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!

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