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   catherine
   Geek Keeper
   

   One Christmas, my ex gave me a tacky, little, well-used lighter with practically no fluid left.

   A) I don't smoke.

   B) My ex does.

   Guess who ended up 'borrowing' back their lighter the same day?

   Yep.

   I'm accident prone.

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2. 

   patty
   No Spam, I like Ham
   

   ^^^ Maybe that's part of the reason he's an ex?

   My old roommate and I worked together. For some reason, the cleaning guy and his wife were both in the employee gift exchange. They each picked a name...me and my roommate. They gave us both the exact same container of horrible mixed nuts.

   That sucked.

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3. 

   crackerleibniz
   Member
   

   One time someone compiled videos of Les Groby's greatest hits
   Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/user/LesGroby

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4. 

   honkyfish
   Member
   

   Um, my ex bought me some lipstick, but warned that he might borrow it, because he came out on Christmas eve in front of my parents!!!!

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5. 

   whosucks
   Key Master
   

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6. 

   cementpeanut
   Member
   

   Last year, my friend gave me tickets to see Frank Sinatra...the only problem is, it was last year!!!!

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7. 

   BillBuckaroo
   Member
   

   not the most horrible gift, but strangest: a coworker gave me a $50 gift card to Victoria's Secret

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8. 

   wimpburger
   Member
   

   a feral cat... not joking, it's like my brother just swiped it from the nearest field and handed it over on christmas morning.

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9. 

   puddingmoon
   Member
   

   Dude. My grandma got me a mighty morphing power rangers comic book... when I was 25.

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10. 

    dynamicbird
    Member
    

    got a stocking full of travel-size deodorant the year I turned fourteen...

    @puddingmoon - the power rangers do not SUCK!

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11. 

    BillBuckaroo
    Member
    

    I'm sorry dynamic bird but the power rangers actually do suck. As for all that deodorant, maybe you were just really stinky?

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12. 

    dynamicbird
    Member
    

    maybe I was Bill =P

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13. 

    puddingmoon
    Member
    

    POWER RANGERS DO SO SUCK

    BILL -> maybe they thought you were a cross dresser?

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14. 

    honkyfish
    Member
    

    You drag queens should hook up with my ex!!!!

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15. 

    BillBuckaroo
    Member
    

    [+] Embed the video | Video Download

    Get the Video Player

    Text-Link:
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    Embed:

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