Started 3 years ago by patty / Latest reply from anonymous
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So somebody in Ohio made national news for being a dumbass...again!
Surely by now you have all heard about the idiot woman driving her car while breast-feeding and talking on her cell phone. I was so sad to read a comment on one of the major national news site where someone said something about hearing dueling banjos and inbreds while they read about her.
Kettering is actually one of the less-redneck towns!
Geek Keeper
How flippin' sick is this guy?!?
Lawmakers debating bill to target urine drinking
By Laura A. Bischoff
Staff Writer
Thursday, March 26, 2009
COLUMBUS — Alan D. Patton's sexual fetish involves surreptitiously collecting young boys' urine and then drinking it.
Outraged that this behavior isn't already against the law, legislators are moving swiftly to pass a bill that would ban collecting someone else's bodily fluids without permission.
Patton, 57, of suburban Columbus, has been seen trying to collect urine at a miniature golf course, a children's video arcade and a movie theater. Patton has been in court several times on charges such as public indecency, voyeurism and criminal mischief.
Columbus Police Officer Ken Coontz told lawmakers that he was part of a surveillance team that spent an entire day in bathrooms at the Ohio State Fair in 2003, watching Patton cover toilets with plastic bags in an attempt to collect urine. But Coontz said he was hard pressed to come up with an appropriate criminal charge against Patton.
Franklin County Municipal Court Judge Carrie Glaeden, who has handled some of Patton's criminal cases, said Patton hasn't been caught in Franklin County recently but there is suspicion that he is traveling to other counties to feed his fetish.
The bill would make a first offense a first degree misdemeanor with a penalty of six months in jail and a second offense a fifth degree felony with a penalty of a year in jail.
The legislation is expected to get a Senate floor vote next week and then move to the House for consideration.
Geek Keeper
... what's really sad is that anyone thought a law like that should already exist. That only means someone else just as sick would've needed to do something equally gross before this guy.
It's not like everyone EXPECTS people to do crazy crap like that... and it's really unfortunate that we have to now *teardrop*
Ohio, what's wrong with you? Now we apparently have teachers moonlighting as prostitutes:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29143460/
Oye
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