http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php
I didn't mean to click it and at first glance, pretty stupid... what makes it rock? The choices it gives you... so not joking. Go there, try it. You will be, at the very least, very amused.
My Results:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a superman. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
